The Loving God
23 July 2009 by Bob
God gets His minions to do His dirty work:
Rats kill one baby, bite two toes off another
A baby attacked by rats bled to death in her Louisiana crib while an Ohio infant lost two toes to the vicious rodents in a pair of bizarre attacks. Three people were charged with child endangerment after authorities determined that the six-week-old Ohio baby had been bitten repeatedly by rodents “over a lengthy period of time,” the Pike County sheriff department said. But charges have not yet been filed in the case of the Louisiana child who bled to death last week from hundreds of rat bites, the New Orleans Times-Picayune reported. The girl’s father was found screaming outside his home when paramedics arrived and her parents told police they did not hear the three-month-old cry out when she was attacked during her nap time. Neighbors told the Picayune that the children always appeared well-cared for and that the father had recently set out traps for the rats that plagued the area. A funeral was held Thursday.
Ah, God just SO loves those little babies…
I can learn such deep moral lessons from the way the world works, God…
Praise Be! Glory!…

24 July 2009, on 1:11 am
Sing it with me now:
“God loves the lil’ children, all of the children of the world…”
24 July 2009, on 10:56 am
The rats simply exercised their free will.
24 July 2009, on 12:50 pm
I can learn such deep moral lessons from the way the world works, God…
Well, Gob works in mysterious ways….
24 July 2009, on 3:32 pm
^ “Well, Gob works in mysterious ways…”
Yeah…completely, and absolutely FUCKTARD ways!”
Oh wait!…wouldn’t that be, He and His favorite sadistic buddy, “Luci”?
[I'm thinking..."Mr. Deity", of course.]
29 July 2009, on 3:21 pm
I would like to point out that Pike County, Ohio, has a division called Pee Pee Township.