24 comments to “No Words”

1. fritzy:
   12 April 2009, on 10:39 am

   Yeah, but he came up with some lame excuse for leaving shortly afterward and never called back like he said he was going to.

   Typical man.

2. Mr Pants:
   12 April 2009, on 11:09 am

   Well played Fritzy, well played.

3. Sarah:
   12 April 2009, on 11:22 am

   Ha ha! The fact that the church is named “Lovingway” just adds to the hilarity!

4. Thomas A.:
   12 April 2009, on 11:40 am

   Oh, the images in my head from reading that. If there were more churches like that, I just might attend.

5. Krystalline Apostate:
   12 April 2009, on 12:04 pm

   & here I thought he was just breathing heavy!

6. gruntled atheist:
   12 April 2009, on 1:21 pm

   He came in the Lovingway. Well, how special!

7. Marcy:
   12 April 2009, on 1:40 pm

   Yeah, I can feel god’s love…

   running down my leg!

8. stardust:
   12 April 2009, on 2:02 pm

   This sign is a good intro for all the romantic love songs to Jeebsus they sing during their services.

9. stardust:
   12 April 2009, on 2:04 pm

   ^^Sort of like this song…”He Touched Me”

   He touched me,
   Oh, He touched me,
   And oh the joy that floods my soul.
   Something happened and now I know . . .

10. Ryan:
    12 April 2009, on 2:14 pm

    Gross. Jesus needs to get a life other than masturbating to other people.

11. AtheistUnderMask:
    12 April 2009, on 3:08 pm

    As long as it didn’t spill onto the ground. God hates when you waste good semen.

12. Bob:
    12 April 2009, on 4:22 pm

    Jesus needs to get a life other than masturbating to other people.

    Yeah, if I had a nickel every time I heard that…

13. Diner:
    12 April 2009, on 6:34 pm

    I had a dream like that once… Satan was much better in bed, though.

14. mary magdalin:
    12 April 2009, on 7:47 pm

    was he panting??…gross

15. frank:
    12 April 2009, on 11:00 pm

    im going to call that number and be like is god cuming yet?

16. Oakmeyer:
    12 April 2009, on 11:53 pm

    Well, they DO say “Jesus is Coming!”

17. Jesus:
    13 April 2009, on 1:32 am

    And while they weren’t looking, I had my second coming!

18. Geronimo:
    13 April 2009, on 3:29 am

    Saw a T-shirt: “I gave myself to Jesus, and now he never calls.”

19. Fred K:
    13 April 2009, on 3:38 pm

    This is a fake sign, nice try.

20. Stardust:
    13 April 2009, on 4:18 pm

    Fred, I have seen similar wording on signs in my own neighborhood on fundie church signs. Some even worse than this one. How do you know this is a fake? Have a source?

21. Stardust:
    13 April 2009, on 4:21 pm

    And another song…Just as I am:

    Just as I am, thy love unknown
    hath broken every barrier down;
    now, to be thine, yea thine alone,
    O Lamb of God, I come, I come.

22. Skeptic:
    13 April 2009, on 5:39 pm

    Well, I bet satan was much hotter. Jesus acts like a dead body…

23. Greed:
    4 May 2009, on 10:08 pm

    I’m an atheist, but this was made with the church sign generator..

24. Stardust:
    5 May 2009, on 9:13 am

    Greed, even if it was, as I said above, I have seen similarly-worded stuff on church signs in my own neighborhood. Some of the real ones are even more priceless.