9 comments to “Cheesus is Everywhere”

1. jimmer:
   13 March 2009, on 12:28 am

   Jesus Jesus Jesus. Hal a fuckin lu ya.
   Quit smoking and drinking when he found the rock.
   Thanks Bob I can sleep easy tonight knowing that Jesus is watching over me from: A loaf of bread, The walls of my home, The spots on the floor,Etc.

2. Mike:
   13 March 2009, on 1:30 am

   This is all the proof I need.

   http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/09/jesus-image-found-in-dogs-butt.html

3. Krystalline Apostate:
   13 March 2009, on 1:49 am

   W/all the hunger in the world, this is the best JAY-SUS could do?

4. 60613:
   13 March 2009, on 6:21 am

   You know, if you look for the image of Jesus you’ll seem him everywhere. And if you look for assholes, you’ll find them everywhere too.

5. Stardust:
   13 March 2009, on 9:19 am

   Most of the media are fucking morons for even promoting this crap.

   Instead of planting images of himself on the ass ends of dogs, how about making loaves of bread and fish appear in the laps of the starving?

6. Captain Al:
   13 March 2009, on 6:59 pm

   Just once I would like the media to ask the person how they know what Jesus looked like. You know, show us a real picture to compare with. Roman emperors of the time had their likenesses put on coins so you would think the son of the creator of the universe would at the very least have been given a similar honor.

7. AtheistUnderMask:
   13 March 2009, on 9:19 pm

   Speaking of media promoting this, who wants to collect all the articles about children dying due to faith healing and send them to Newsweek for running an article about how faith heals.

8. fritzy:
   14 March 2009, on 10:35 am

   The fridge wasn’t working for weeks, then it started making ice that looked like Jesus.

   Good job Jesus: you’ve figured out how to fix major appliances; next on your list: amputees!

9. Old Viking:
   14 March 2009, on 7:01 pm

   God as total dork.