Hey, what’s wrong with baking cookies? I happen to enjoy oatmeal raisin.

Blasphemer!! Thou shalt not placeth thine raisins where thine chocolate chips rightfully belong!

3-5 abortions before age 18? Where’s the support for that? Who are these shadowy people making bank off abortions? People hate children? Really? This one coming from a woman who has a litter because some dusty mythology book commands it? Provocative clothing gives men ad hoc permission to treat women as playthings? Considering I’ve seen deplorable behavior by men towards women wearing baggy sweats, calling this woman’s assertion “fatuous” is being generous. And Schlafly–iconic in her hypocricy.

Gawd, now I’m in a bad mood. Think I’ll go smack and beat a provocatively dressed woman. Metaphorically.

Schaffly’s own mother had to work two jobs during the Great Depression to support her parents and her own family while her father and husband were both out of work.

And Shaffley herself, who was married and was quiverfull with six children (one being *gasp* a homosexual!) managed to have a very busy life as a career woman. Who was gallivanting around the country and the globe instead of staying home raising those six kids and baking the cookies and taking care of her husband’s needs?

The feminist activist Gloria Steinem and the author Pia de Solenni, among others, have noted what they consider irony in Schlafly’s role as an advocate for the full-time mother and wife, while being herself a lawyer, editor of a monthly newsletter, regular speaker at anti-liberal rallies, and political activist.[35][36][37] In her review of Schlafly’s Feminist Fantasies, de Solenni writes that “Schlafly’s discussion reveals a paradox. She was able to have it all: family and career. And she did it by fighting those who said they were trying to get it all for her… Happiness resulted from being a wife and mother and working with her husband to reach their goals.”

And her son Andrew is following in his mother’s footsteps of espousing misinformation for he is the founder of Conservapedia.

Oh of course, Phylis Schaffly, who thinks that wives by definition cannot be raped. She’s one to talk about women’s rights.

There’s also the fact that she’s made a very successful and lucrative career out of saying that women shouldn’t have careers and should stay at home looking after their children, whilst paying someone else to look after her children. Umm, cognitive dissonance?

P.S. I’d normally not be so derogatory of women but I’d hate to make these uptight hags feel like feminists have enforced their politically correct fascism on my language choices.