10 comments to “Evangelist Nut Jobs”

1. jimmer:
   20 January 2009, on 12:32 am

   These mother fucking preachers have absofuckinglutely no fucking shame. Thieves. Awta be a law against that shit.

2. Stardust:
   20 January 2009, on 12:41 am

   There are laws about other con artists, liars and thieves, but because religion is the theme of their scams, they get away with it. I think I read somewhere that someone is suing Benny Hinn for injuries sustained when he pushed a woman down. I am going to try to find that.

3. jimmer:
   20 January 2009, on 1:15 am

   This isn’t about that but did you see this.
   http://www.religionnewsblog.com/14425/televangelist-benny-hinn-testifies-in-setser-fraud-trial
   and this
   http://www.religionnewsblog.com/

   I’ve searched for Hinn material before only to find significant No Page Founds. HMMMMM????? WTF?

4. ChuckA:
   20 January 2009, on 1:21 am

   There are SO many good tidbits in that video.
   RE Benny Hinn; as a musician, this particularly stood out:
   “…everything cured…except…tone-deafness!” [whilst Hinn was singing out of tune]
   Let’s see…does that mean Gawd has tin ears, and that accounts for His universally awful taste in music? Watching His henchmen; it would, indeed, appear to be the case.

   Thanks for finding that Stardust…totally hilarious!
   Now THAT made my day.
   Now, I’m “all fired up, and ready to go”…prepared for all the upcoming inaugural hoopla.

5. fritzy:
   20 January 2009, on 2:34 am

   “When you do laundy in the love of Gawd, you can get a harvest.”

   Unintentional self-parody at it’s best–LOL!

6. Hoffy:
   20 January 2009, on 2:49 am

   Sweet some good aussie comedy, that Benny Hinn guy used to be on access 31 what a freak, again what’s with the suits today, a white safari suit, damn where do these bozo’s come from planet fucktoid ???????

7. Stardust:
   20 January 2009, on 11:23 am

   The first time I saw Benny Hinn I was like WTF? With the white suit and that bad comb-over on his head. And the accent. The suits crack me up. Looks like he should be a bus boy on Fantasy Island…remember that show and Roarke and the little guy wore those white suites and shoes? The thing most people don’t know is about mass hysteria and people do whatever they see other people do…like fall over when he waves his hands. I wonder how many have cracked their heads open or injured themselves in their magical swooning?

8. jimmer:
   20 January 2009, on 5:09 pm

   I love that thingy about the “word” thing. You know the harvest of intelligence must have not been on their table. I’ve seen that clip bvefore and I thought it was a parody. But nope, it’s the real McCoy. And a real harvest. LOL

9. Stardust:
   20 January 2009, on 5:33 pm

   ^^Jimmer, wasn’t that hilarious? It’s how all of those evangelists on television talk and all these stupidasses sit there and nod in agreement! It does seem as if that clip could be a parody, something on SNL for instance. But nope, it’s for real. And I have been to enough Babble studies in my time to have seen this happen on many occasions. Beleeevers trying to sound intelligent as they attempt to explain or “teach” their mythology book to others. Unbelievable.

   There is a church not far from me called “The Family Harvest Church”. Their ads say that they are “harvesting souls”. Soylent Green rings a bell here. “It’s people!

10. Travdawg:
    21 January 2009, on 5:20 pm

    woo!