Comments on: How to Bitch-Slap a Tool http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/12/29/how-to-bitch-slap-a-tool/ THIS BLOG IS NO LONGER ACTIVE. We've retired this blog, but the GifS gang is now active at Atheist Oasis (atheistoasis.wordpress.com). Visit us there! Thu, 22 Jul 2010 00:44:32 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Old Viking http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/12/29/how-to-bitch-slap-a-tool/comment-page-1/#comment-411676 Old Viking Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:59:28 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/?p=4982#comment-411676 Christians are terribly sensitive to anything they perceive as a slight. Yet they feel free to excoriate any person, group, political belief, sexual practice or religion they think deserves their stern rebukes. In fact, their "faith" commands them to do so. Then, when any of their targets dares to fire back, the lower lips start quivering, the big ol' tears course down their cheeks, and the plaintive wail of "persecution" is heard throughout the land. And where did the idea originate that religious beliefs must be respected? Such beliefs are human constructs, like any other value system, and therefore subject to analysis and criticism. When a Christian starts whining like this guy I feel like handing him a security "banky" and saying. "Aw, diddums, don't cry." Christians are terribly sensitive to anything they perceive as a slight. Yet they feel free to excoriate any person, group, political belief, sexual practice or religion they think deserves their stern rebukes. In fact, their “faith” commands them to do so. Then, when any of their targets dares to fire back, the lower lips start quivering, the big ol’ tears course down their cheeks, and the plaintive wail of “persecution” is heard throughout the land. And where did the idea originate that religious beliefs must be respected? Such beliefs are human constructs, like any other value system, and therefore subject to analysis and criticism. When a Christian starts whining like this guy I feel like handing him a security “banky” and saying. “Aw, diddums, don’t cry.”

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By: Dana http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/12/29/how-to-bitch-slap-a-tool/comment-page-1/#comment-411584 Dana Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:52:38 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/?p=4982#comment-411584 This reminds me, over the Christmas holiday and visiting my family, I had the opportunity to teach my father about the Bible! (see: <a href="http://www.positiveatheism.org/crt/whichcom.htm" title="Which Ten Commandments?") At first he denied they existed, until I pulled the old Bible off the shelf and pointed it out. He didn't really know what to think about it and didn't have anything interesting to say in response, so that ended that conversation... but, for having been a Christian for 25+ years, you'd think he'd have actually read the book?! Surprising how many Christians have never even attempted to read the whole thing... just the nice passages they're spoon fed from the pulpits. Oh, and the scary "ur goin 2 hell" ones. So they don't go off the path. But I'd say I know a lot more about the Bible than both my parents. And that sort of knowledge only came from a good 5-6 years of losing faith and trying to get it back by learning as much as I could... Pity this particular idiot isn't open to learning a few things, like... what atheists really know about the Bible! And why they REALLY don't believe in God! In fact, I've had the best Biblical discussions with atheists. Since they, for the most part, have read the material! ;) This reminds me, over the Christmas holiday and visiting my family, I had the opportunity to teach my father about the Bible! (see: <a href=”http://www.positiveatheism.org/crt/whichcom.htm” title=”Which Ten Commandments?”)

At first he denied they existed, until I pulled the old Bible off the shelf and pointed it out. He didn’t really know what to think about it and didn’t have anything interesting to say in response, so that ended that conversation… but, for having been a Christian for 25+ years, you’d think he’d have actually read the book?! Surprising how many Christians have never even attempted to read the whole thing… just the nice passages they’re spoon fed from the pulpits. Oh, and the scary “ur goin 2 hell” ones. So they don’t go off the path.

But I’d say I know a lot more about the Bible than both my parents. And that sort of knowledge only came from a good 5-6 years of losing faith and trying to get it back by learning as much as I could… Pity this particular idiot isn’t open to learning a few things, like… what atheists really know about the Bible! And why they REALLY don’t believe in God!

In fact, I’ve had the best Biblical discussions with atheists. Since they, for the most part, have read the material! ;)

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By: Ourlady of Perpetual Motion http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/12/29/how-to-bitch-slap-a-tool/comment-page-1/#comment-411573 Ourlady of Perpetual Motion Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:38:56 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/?p=4982#comment-411573 Why is it only ok to be atheist as long as you don't admit it out loud to anyone? You'd think people would be a lot more embarrassed about admitting they believe in a magic sky fairy or magic underwear or a monkey faced deity. But no. It's the people who have no gods who are the problem. They make it too difficult for the rest of them to maintain the stupid. Why is it only ok to be atheist as long as you don’t admit it out loud to anyone?

You’d think people would be a lot more embarrassed about admitting they believe in a magic sky fairy or magic underwear or a monkey faced deity. But no. It’s the people who have no gods who are the problem.
They make it too difficult for the rest of them to maintain the stupid.

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By: gruntled atheist http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/12/29/how-to-bitch-slap-a-tool/comment-page-1/#comment-411549 gruntled atheist Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:12:07 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/?p=4982#comment-411549 <i>He might be a decent accountant, </i> Actually, no he is not. A decent accountant is both skeptical and rational. Sparky is neither. I shutter to think what "education" his students are receiving. Also, accountants are excellent writers. The final work product of any accounting project is the written report. Accountants expend time and sweat to make sure these reports are as exactly accurate as our language will allow. They labor over the wording, the sentence structure, the flow of information to the reader. Sparky's writing skills do not even rise to the level of a journalist. He might be a decent accountant,

Actually, no he is not. A decent accountant is both skeptical and rational. Sparky is neither. I shutter to think what “education” his students are receiving.

Also, accountants are excellent writers. The final work product of any accounting project is the written report. Accountants expend time and sweat to make sure these reports are as exactly accurate as our language will allow. They labor over the wording, the sentence structure, the flow of information to the reader. Sparky’s writing skills do not even rise to the level of a journalist.

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By: AtheistUnderMask http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/12/29/how-to-bitch-slap-a-tool/comment-page-1/#comment-411547 AtheistUnderMask Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:11:45 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/?p=4982#comment-411547 The Atheist Jew got a similar response, Image. Seems this guy can't take the heat, but wants to stay in the kitchen. The Atheist Jew got a similar response, Image. Seems this guy can’t take the heat, but wants to stay in the kitchen.

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By: GDad http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/12/29/how-to-bitch-slap-a-tool/comment-page-1/#comment-411535 GDad Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:32:14 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/?p=4982#comment-411535 InTheImageOfDNA, You are my new hero for this week. InTheImageOfDNA,

You are my new hero for this week.

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By: Bob http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/12/29/how-to-bitch-slap-a-tool/comment-page-1/#comment-411532 Bob Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:03:29 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/?p=4982#comment-411532 <i>Wow, have your parents wasted their hard earned funds on your education. You use so many words to say so little. When you grow up and start acting in a less childish, immature fashion, maybe then we can have a conversation.</i> This response sounds more like high school than a faculty member. (Personally, I thought that your letter was quite charitable, and was more interested in discussion than name-calling.) He might be a decent accountant, but as an educated member of academia, this guy's just embarrassing. I can only imagine his "logic" when he speaks up at faculty meetings. Wow, have your parents wasted their hard earned funds on your education. You use so many words to say so little. When you grow up and start acting in a less childish, immature fashion, maybe then we can have a conversation.

This response sounds more like high school than a faculty member. (Personally, I thought that your letter was quite charitable, and was more interested in discussion than name-calling.)

He might be a decent accountant, but as an educated member of academia, this guy’s just embarrassing. I can only imagine his “logic” when he speaks up at faculty meetings.

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By: Travdawg http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/12/29/how-to-bitch-slap-a-tool/comment-page-1/#comment-411530 Travdawg Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:17:36 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/?p=4982#comment-411530 Mommy, he spit on me!!!! Hee hee what a tool. Mommy, he spit on me!!!! Hee hee what a tool.

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