
I love clever! Clever lyrics. Clever humor. Clever dialogue. Clever cartoons.
I hate recycled clever! And no one — absolutely, no one! — does “recycled clever” like xians! Never miss an opportunity to read the smarmy marquees — their never-ending preciousness tests the body’s insulin levels. It’s rather like drinking Caro Syrup straight from the bottle…
Some of you may remember my run-in with another driver in Massachusetts. He was wearing a Starbucks-ripoff Tshirt bearing the Starbucks logo, with the mermaid replaced with jeebus and some scripture drivel. I pointed out to him that he and his kind cheapen jeebus and gawd by taking them into the marketplace. That he had no idea where his money went. Did it go to xian groups and charities? Or just to only-in-it-for-the-bucks-because-there’s-a-sucker-born-every-minute “entrepreneurs”? He laughed at me, and my questions.
I started to see the Tshirt rip-off in Pilot truckstops (as well as many other rip-offs of well-recognized commercial images). I found the website and discovered that the company is in Arkansas (not China, as I suspected). Started by a construction laborer, it is now the first-second-or-third largest xian Tshirt-maker, trading places frequently with two other competitors. The 20-year-old company (as of June 2007) has more than 90 employees working at its 60,000-square-foot facility.
Who knew there were such huge demand for xian Tshirts? Do the math: they have sold 7million Tshirts! And they are currently retailing for $17.99!
BigBucks for jeebus & gawd? Not so much. They do some philanthropy, and they say they are “big on tithing”. Before or after expenses and taxes? Just asking…
And have they applied for permission to use the images? I’ll go out on a limb and say, “probably not”. Xians are not known for respecting boundaries.
Here’s a list I culled from the website. (Since I had to register and login, I can only hope that the link works for you. You really have to see them, to believe the sheer chutzpah and hubris of xians!) If you can’t link, below are text of Ts and their commercial image thefts.
Abreadcrumb & Fish (Abercrombie & Fitch clothing)
Amazing Grace (American Idol TV)
C.O.P.S./ChristiansObedientlyPreachingSalvation (C.O.P.S. TV)
HERO (HERO TV)
LOST (LOST TV)
jesusMEANTtoDIEforyou! (Mountain Dew soda)
jesus died for MY SPACE in heaven (MySpace website)
P.O.L.I.C.E./Preach to Others the Love we share In Jesus Christ, Everyday. (P.O.L.I.C.E TV)
Sacrificed for Me (Starbucks Coffee)
“Stay Out Of Hell Free” card (Monopoly board game)
Jesus – sweet savior – King of Kings (Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups candy)
god wants YouToBe saved! (YouTube website)
it was You Who he died for (YouHoo soda)
I looked all over the website for an address to snailmail them my antipathy to the theft of copyrighted images of commercial and cultural icons, in order to make a profit on jeebus & gawd icons. I’ll have to googlemap them, I guess. How many xian-ripoff-Tshirt companies can there be in Berryville, Arkansas?