Comments on: Nearer, my Gawd to Thee http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/ THIS BLOG IS NO LONGER ACTIVE. We've retired this blog, but the GifS gang is now active at Atheist Oasis (atheistoasis.wordpress.com). Visit us there! Thu, 22 Jul 2010 00:44:32 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Eve http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/comment-page-1/#comment-350333 Eve Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:00:17 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/#comment-350333 ^ "Humans are taking a long time to evolve." A rather melancholy phrase to begin the weekend with, but too true, Star! ^ “Humans are taking a long time to evolve.”

A rather melancholy phrase to begin the weekend with, but too true, Star!

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By: Stardust http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/comment-page-1/#comment-350315 Stardust Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:27:16 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/#comment-350315 <i>He reminds me of the Korean (?) guy who jumped into the lion exhibit at a zoo because god would spare him but got chomped for his “faith,” and the African minister who walked into the ocean to prove that god would save him</i> It just boggles my mind that god botherers don't remember or conveniently forget these idiotic happenings when faith does not save people. But they will believe that some guy who pours caustic acid on his hands is some kind of miracle. Humans are taking a long time to evolve. He reminds me of the Korean (?) guy who jumped into the lion exhibit at a zoo because god would spare him but got chomped for his “faith,” and the African minister who walked into the ocean to prove that god would save him

It just boggles my mind that god botherers don’t remember or conveniently forget these idiotic happenings when faith does not save people. But they will believe that some guy who pours caustic acid on his hands is some kind of miracle. Humans are taking a long time to evolve.

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By: Eve http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/comment-page-1/#comment-350083 Eve Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:46:54 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/#comment-350083 "Brazilianest of jesus nuts" - har! I agree that it's too politically correct to disapprove of mockery in this case; the priest is/was a mentally competent adult (other than his god belief) who is fully and solely responsible for his decisions, actions, and their consequences. He reminds me of the Korean (?) guy who jumped into the lion exhibit at a zoo because god would spare him but got chomped for his "faith," and the African minister who walked into the ocean to prove that god would save him - only to drown right in front of his congregation. No, they weren't fundraising, but I'll bet he trusted to his god to return him safe and sound to ground, too. “Brazilianest of jesus nuts” – har!

I agree that it’s too politically correct to disapprove of mockery in this case; the priest is/was a mentally competent adult (other than his god belief) who is fully and solely responsible for his decisions, actions, and their consequences.

He reminds me of the Korean (?) guy who jumped into the lion exhibit at a zoo because god would spare him but got chomped for his “faith,” and the African minister who walked into the ocean to prove that god would save him – only to drown right in front of his congregation. No, they weren’t fundraising, but I’ll bet he trusted to his god to return him safe and sound to ground, too.

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By: Stardust http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/comment-page-1/#comment-350080 Stardust Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:27:17 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/#comment-350080 Ok...found the answer to my own question <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_ballooning" rel="nofollow">here...</a> Thanks to the FSM for the internet. <blockquote> Unlike traditional hot-air balloons, which possess vents for easy altitude control, cluster balloons rise uncontrollably, expanding as they go. Cluster balloonists must periodically cut balloons loose to maintain altitude and descend. Bottled water is a common ballast, and can be partially emptied to slow descent.</blockquote> Ok…found the answer to my own question here…

Thanks to the FSM for the internet.

Unlike traditional hot-air balloons, which possess vents for easy altitude control, cluster balloons rise uncontrollably, expanding as they go. Cluster balloonists must periodically cut balloons loose to maintain altitude and descend. Bottled water is a common ballast, and can be partially emptied to slow descent.

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By: Stardust http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/comment-page-1/#comment-350076 Stardust Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:22:55 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/#comment-350076 Does anyone know how they manage to get down if there isn't a flock of birds or a plane engine to do it for them? I mean, how is it controlled to land? Do they pop them one by one with a pellet gun or what? I'd like to know. Does anyone know how they manage to get down if there isn’t a flock of birds or a plane engine to do it for them? I mean, how is it controlled to land? Do they pop them one by one with a pellet gun or what? I’d like to know.

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By: jimmer http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/comment-page-1/#comment-350062 jimmer Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:52:50 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/#comment-350062 This stuff just cracks me up. WTF? Is the dude thinking or failing to think? Mythbusters did a story on this as Todd #26 showed. I'm all for nominating Kari Byron of the Mythbuster team, Hottest scientist alive. This stuff just cracks me up. WTF? Is the dude thinking or failing to think? Mythbusters did a story on this as Todd #26 showed. I’m all for nominating Kari Byron of the Mythbuster team, Hottest scientist alive.

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By: original jimmy dean http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/comment-page-1/#comment-349913 original jimmy dean Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:47:01 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/#comment-349913 What a waste of rubber and helium. What a waste of rubber and helium.

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By: James M. Martin http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/comment-page-1/#comment-349903 James M. Martin Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:38:36 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/04/22/why-is-this-funny/#comment-349903 Like most priests, he was full of hot air. Like most priests, he was full of hot air.

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