Lion Feed – King Of Terrors Ministry
2 February 2008 by Stardust
No…this one is unfortunately not satire. The lion meal today is provided by ChuckA, and it turns out to be several sites all linked back to King of Terrors Ministry. (Be sure to check out the “On the Family” section and the “Homosexual Agenda” for your side dishes.
You might want to skip the dessert: “Preaching Your Own Funeral. . . before you die!”
We here at King Of Terrors Ministry have only one mission at heart, and this is to see the lost come to know the Lord Jesus Christ!
We do not wish any phyical harm to any individual featured on this website, We are peaceful in our stand for the Gospel and Truth of our Lord Jesus Christ!
Preaching your funeral before you die is a dramatization of what will happen when individiuals die rejecting Christ.
[From his dramatization, apparently a Xian pours gasoline on an effigy of someone they hate and lights them on fire and fantasizes about them screaming and burning in hellfire. This is so psychotic!]
I won’t post the rest of their mission statement for fear of violating the comment policy of our own site.
Pastor Jeff has been posting YouTube videos, and getting some support though it seems he is just getting started. He is one of the biggest asshats I have run across in a long while.
Now, as ChuckA says, “Let the Cosmology War begin”…or…”Let’s get it on!”…or…(Bushlike?): “Bring it on!”…?
First I have to go vomit, find my bottle of Mylanta, and take a shower.
2 February 2008, on 3:49 am
Any time someone prefaces their remarks by stating that the remarks do not mean what they appear to clearly state, is qualified as a liar. Someone trying to hide something obvious behind the cloak of “fairness” is not acting fairly.
In the real world, there is no such thing as fairness. Christians don’t get this.
You’d think that they would find another way to express themselves but when one’s world view is predicated on the intrinsic nastiness of real live humans, well, what did you expect?
Cosmological War? There is not yet a sufficient definition of terms. What war exists except between the quick and the dead?
And why haven’t the heavenly hosts, buttressed by faith and all good works, cracked this nut already?
My face melts. Fortunately I catch the debris in my own hands and smear it back onto my skull. Looking in the morning mirror I see that I have not change that much, merely aged. Must be this repeated melting and smearing, melting and smearing.
And for lions I pack a lion gun. No it does not shoot lions at a target.
2 February 2008, on 8:53 am
Ok, no more Lion Feed.
Oh, the idea is sound, but the idea of making me digest the garbage these people spew nearly causes me to vomit.
I believe it was suggested that we have some other term for it, and after this, I second that suggestion.
Humor aside, what is wrong with people? I simply do not understand how people can actually believe this pathetic crap. I was raised in a christian household, and I had pretty well abandoned that theology by the time I was in high school. How have these people not moved beyond this? Shouldn’t they at least update to worshiping the ‘machine god?’ Or maybe ‘electronics god?’ Can’t do any more harm than the sadistic blood god they have at the moment.
In closing, more humor,
The Bible: Because all the works of science cannot equal the wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who believed that every animal species on earth lived within walking distance of Noah’s house.
2 February 2008, on 2:46 pm
I actually came across the preachingyourfuneral site yesterday, and I thought these guys were sick bastards. Sort of Phelps-wannabes. I took the time to view a couple of their “on the family” vids and the one on the homosexual agenda-some canned thing from 1992-thought it looked old! The usual squawking about “recruiting young boys from our schools”, yada, yada–and homosexuals can be “turned”.
The roasting in the fires of hell with the moaning and screaming at the end of their funeral video is so campy, I don’t see how they really expect to scare anyone. But then, I’m sure they don’t realize how stupid it looks to rational people.
2 February 2008, on 4:47 pm
And to think, I have friends that can’t comprehend the danger in people acting violently because of their religious faith…
2 February 2008, on 5:08 pm
Did anyone look at the list of companies that support the “homosexual agenda”? Fucking hilarious…both Apple and Microsoft were on there…makes you wonder what these people are using to get their stuff online…?
2 February 2008, on 5:23 pm
Clearly they use hardware and software given to them directly from gawd. What other explanation could there be?
Other than, you know, hypocrisy.
2 February 2008, on 5:27 pm
“We do not wish any phyical harm to any individual featured on this website, We are peaceful in our stand for the Gospel and Truth of our Lord Jesus Christ!”
*But we live to be the ones at hand when you go into the ground.*
This is what I’m talking about. Their glee is predicated on an ultimate harm in single human lives! And they defend embryos?
Sometimes, I swear . . .
2 February 2008, on 10:41 pm
“Preaching your own funeral”
That is just creep, disgusting and unfortunately, increasingly typical of nihilist fundies.
You’re right Stardust, shoulda skipped desert.
2 February 2008, on 10:47 pm
Inari said:
“The Bible: Because all the works of science cannot equal the wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who believed that every animal species on earth lived within walking distance of Noah’s house.”
LOL. That is so funny, even though it is regrettably true.
Slightly OT: I don’t have the time or computer savvy, but I always thought it would be funny to start a parody site called “Godhatescottonpolyesterblends.com”
3 February 2008, on 12:26 am
What’s *really* insane is how right wingnut Christers tend to equate atheism with homosexuality. Bill-O has done this on occasion. I happen to know a lot of homosexuals who are either Christers themselves, or who don’t even think about religion one way or the other. I don’t know why I was shocked to learn of the equation: I quit listening to Lush Rambo after only a couple of tune-in’s when I heard the moronic, drug-addled twit say that members of N.O.W. were “feminazis,” but they didn’t count much in any case since “they’re all lesbians.”
3 February 2008, on 8:22 am
I can’t take credit for that wonderful quote. It comes to us from Anonymous.
Still, it is funny. And sadly, sadly true.
3 February 2008, on 12:06 pm
Sort of off topic, but still on topic when discussing stupid Xians…this one beaj pointed me to is REALLY STUPID, and is another fundie dumbass teaching this nonsense to his children. The website is called Apparently So, and it is so apparently stupid.
Since this guy is puzzled as to why people aren’t going to his site to say how stupid he is, maybe some of you can go tell him. Beaj and I have already left our comments.
The Biggest Fairy Tale of All
How can these people function in the year 2008??? We need more lions.
3 February 2008, on 6:59 pm
If they weren’t conflicted? Linux, probably.
3 February 2008, on 8:17 pm
Stardust;
Just went to “Apparently so,” and had to post a comment (under the user name “Phreemunny”).
Wow, this guy is an “award winning” journalist? Congrats, Craig, on lowering the “award” bar a couple more notches.
4 February 2008, on 10:30 am
The lunatic asshat just posted a new video of an effigy of Richard Dawkins burning with all the horror movie sounds of canned evil laughter. This dude’s clearly has an IQ of about 60 or less. All the things to do to help humanity and instead he is wasting his life acting out satan fantasies. I think the men in the little white coats should watch these people closely.
4 February 2008, on 4:32 pm
Fritzy, Spirula, and all…things are starting up at Apparently So…
I fed the wrong site to the Lions…this one is much, much tastier. I urge everyone who is interested to come over and help me out. There is a kevin h who says:
4 February 2008, on 7:26 pm
Star, ChuckA, some of you others probably remember poor little Olga, who took an unexpected journey to hell and reported, “Oh, how the fire crackled!” (I haven’t find the post talking about her yet.)
I’ve got to check out Apparently So as soon as I get a chance–!
4 February 2008, on 7:35 pm
Eve, they are FRUSTRATING!
4 February 2008, on 7:51 pm
Wish I could comment over there Stardust, but I don’t have a blogger account, and that’s the only kind of comments allowed.
You might want to mention that the Josephus writings are a forgery.
4 February 2008, on 9:08 pm
Ok, this asshat is pissing me off…kevin h at Apparently So writes:
Why do these xian fucktards always think something traumatic has to happen for us to denounce xianity?
And does anyone have a comeback about the Romans and their record keeping and why there is no record of Jeebus from that time. I am getting bored with this actually.
4 February 2008, on 9:12 pm
Here is the link you are looking for Eve…
Oh how the fires crackled! Classic GifS!
That has to be our best and funniest fundie roast ever (except for maybe the Triablogue fun)!
4 February 2008, on 9:51 pm
Sorry, folks…completely off topic but one of the most vicious priest-cum-pedophiles in Mexico who managed to escape justice (his first victim was 13 years old)has just gone to meet jeebus. For good. Father Maciel died in the US leaving behind a lot of unanswered questions/crimes south of the border. Marcial Maciel was the founder of the notorious, ultraconservative, Legionnaires of Christ. The Pope hid him in the Vatican and protected this sorry SOB. A Professor from Mexico’s Universidad Autonoma has written a book on Maciel…excellent interview but in espanol…sorry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRVyFFkFfVc
4 February 2008, on 11:33 pm
Stardust
I knew you were gonna bust a gasket when I saw him deliver that line to you, then offer his email so you could talk to him personally about your “troubles”! *gag* I was going to give you a citing for what the actual vote was at the council of Nicea for getting which books into the bible, (it was actually a very close margin)but now I can’t seem to relocate where I found it. rats.
4 February 2008, on 11:40 pm
I knew you were gonna bust a gasket when I saw him deliver that line to you, then offer his email so you could talk to him personally about your “troubles”! *gag*
karen, I HATE HATE HATE when Xian asshats use that same old shit about atheists must have had something bad happen to them to be so angry with gawd. What a fucktard asshat. He is frustrating the piss out of me. I think it’s time to step away from the Xian site. That’s what Sean used to tell me…”Star” he would say, ” put down the bible and step away from the Xians”. LOL!
That site is so getting roasted in the next Lion Feed.
5 February 2008, on 1:32 am
Stardust
Yes, I think it’s time to step away. It looks as though you’ve had the last word for the evening. I’d just leave it at that.
I was reading a debate that kevin guy was having with someone on his blog http://ablogogetics.blogspot.com/, and kevin was not getting anywhere, but would absolutely not admit it. The post was called The Hamster Dance.
5 February 2008, on 9:43 am
. . . and kevin was not getting anywhere, but would absolutely not admit it. The post was called The Hamster Dance.
haha…how fitting! LOL!
5 February 2008, on 6:04 pm
Wow, Star, that maggie character is one vicious xian be-otch! And stubborn too. Amazing how she refused to understand the point about life expectancy, when even she gave examples of how the upper class couldlive longer. They were the exceptions to the rule that she pointed out the disclaimer for. Duh. I wouldn’t waste any more time on her. She believes the bible is proof of christ’s life death and resurrection, so there’s not much to work with there. Even if you gave her christ being a mortal who lived, she still thinks he rose from the dead after 2 1/2 days. So, (stepping in for Sean, hope he wouldn’t mind) “Put down the Bible, and Step away from the Christian!”
5 February 2008, on 6:25 pm
Star quoting kevin: “Also, 1st century historians, especially the Romans, were very prejudiced as to what they would include in their chronicles. They are known for willfully leaving out events due to their personal biases. The historian must often sift through such biases to get at the truth.”
Which is exactly what the writers, editors, and redactors of the gospels were and did, except that many of them weren’t even historians. They were very prejudiced as to what they would include in their chronicles – indeed, which chronicles they would include in the babble, period (Irenaeus condemning the Wrong Gospels (TM) comes to mind). They are known for not only leaving out events but changing them due to their personal biases and religio-political agendas. The historian must often sift through their biases to get at the truth.
There! And if he wants you to prove it, make him prove his point first, since he made it first. Once you’ve got a specific example, if he gives you one, you’ll be able to research it and come back with solid detail. One thing biblical scholars agree upon is that the gospel of John, for example, was most probably written and added later than the others in order to emphasize the belief held by the most influential sect in early xianity that jesus was both completely human and completely divine at the same time. None of the other (older) three gospels comes close to making the assertions John does.
I too can’t get on that site, so I’m commenting by proxy…
Oh and as to the personal thing? My suggestion is to baldly declare his contribution to the discussion automatically invalid because of his movement toward ad hominem.
Another favorite comeback of mine is that no all-good, -perfect, -understanding / -knowing, -present, -powerful god would come up with a cosmic master plan so inefficient, cruel, and just plain crappy that the daily abuse, torture, and murder of millions of children is necessary for it to succeed. Poof! End of my belief in an omni-god right there.
5 February 2008, on 6:26 pm
karen, blog owner craig finally showed up and instead of reading the links I provided about the argument against intelligent design and instead of admitting he could not prove the existence of his god, he wrote this:
My response to craig
When cornered, this is the typical xian response…”I believe and you can’t do anything to change my mind, so there.” What another waste of time that was!
5 February 2008, on 6:40 pm
Thanks for your help Eve. Hope you don’t mind that I used what you wrote in my response to kevin h…wish you could do it yourself because you are a master at these things of history. You would probably be banned out of sheer frustration on their part. I am waiting for him to tell me I am banned any time now! LOL!
I usually don’t troll Xian blogs, but beaj got me into it! LOL!
craig is so going to be lion food in the near future!
5 February 2008, on 6:50 pm
Ooh, Star, feel that xian luuuurve–!
You definitely took the higher ground in your response. I’m feeling a little like Sean did; just step away from the fundies. Posting facts on their own private Idaho just makes them swarm and spew acid like ants (correct biology, I hope).
5 February 2008, on 7:44 pm
Eve, I wish I could have used the link back to GifS with my name, but he has it set up that only those with Blogger™ accounts can post comments.
You are right…I need to stay away now before they shift into persecution mode. That usually comes after cornered with no counter-argument.
6 February 2008, on 11:59 am
[...] God of the gaps By Stardust I don’t normally make a habit of commenting on fundie blogs, but like I said in a comment thread at an earlier post, beaj (The Atheist Jew) lured me over to Apparently So (which should have been this month’s Lion Feed.) Here is Craig H’s Seven Arguments for Intelligent Design. Craig and his fundie friends provide an excellent example of how to use the god of the gaps. When they don’t know something, or can’t explain something, they simply say “God did it”. [...]