Comments on: Update to “God Has Retired and Moved to South Florida” http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/ THIS BLOG IS NO LONGER ACTIVE. We've retired this blog, but the GifS gang is now active at Atheist Oasis (atheistoasis.wordpress.com). Visit us there! Thu, 22 Jul 2010 00:44:32 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: God is for Suckers! - Commentary, news, and rants on the evils and stupidity of belief in the big invisible daddy in the sky. Illuminating and watchdogging the widespread attempts to institutionalize the theocratic rule of the US. Making fun of believers http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/comment-page-1/#comment-284223 God is for Suckers! - Commentary, news, and rants on the evils and stupidity of belief in the big invisible daddy in the sky. Illuminating and watchdogging the widespread attempts to institutionalize the theocratic rule of the US. Making fun of believers Thu, 12 Jul 2007 01:28:00 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/#comment-284223 [...] The Antichrist Also Fleeces His Flock By Eve Who would have suspected it? Apparently Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda, Miami’s self-proclaimed Antichrist, a.k.a. Second Coming of Christ, has bankrolled his personal life with donations made to his cult church, Growing in Greed Grace. [...] [...] The Antichrist Also Fleeces His Flock By Eve Who would have suspected it? Apparently Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda, Miami’s self-proclaimed Antichrist, a.k.a. Second Coming of Christ, has bankrolled his personal life with donations made to his cult church, Growing in Greed Grace. [...]

]]> By: Naomi http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/comment-page-1/#comment-205071 Naomi Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:15:02 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/#comment-205071 ChuckA, I'm never sorry I asked--although I did cringe a little over the comments that ended with "thanks for the mam...er, memories"... But that's probably because I'm a woman and no longer a "young" woman, at that... :neutral: ChuckA, I’m never sorry I asked–although I did cringe a little over the comments that ended with “thanks for the mam…er, memories”…

But that’s probably because I’m a woman and no longer a “young” woman, at that… :neutral:

]]> By: ChuckA http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/comment-page-1/#comment-205064 ChuckA Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:08:52 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/#comment-205064 Well, Naomi; I thank you for your attribution ala: "ChuckA, my sweet, you are awesome! (Is that what the “A” stands for?)" I have to admit, considering my long term history of low self esteem, that instead of such an attribute as 'awesome', arrogantly self applied, my mental self-suggestion would be more like the image of Sancho Panza of Don Quixote fame; you know. as in: "The Impossible Dream". ["The Impossible Scream"?] There'd ALWAYS be someone peeking out and shouting from behind some windmill... "A for Awesome?...Hey...try Asshole!... and you and Don what's his name...keep moving...as in... get the fuck outa here!...Oh, and by the way; stop dreaming and get real!...and for that matter...tell Don to stop singing that friggin' song!...You guys and that Muslim fuckhead's call to prayer, ruined my nap!" What's that, Naomi... sorry you asked? ;) Well, Naomi; I thank you for your attribution ala: “ChuckA, my sweet, you are awesome! (Is that what the “A” stands for?)”
I have to admit, considering my long term history of low self esteem, that instead of such an attribute as ‘awesome’, arrogantly self applied, my mental self-suggestion would be more like the image of Sancho Panza of Don Quixote fame; you know. as in: “The Impossible Dream”. ["The Impossible Scream"?]
There’d ALWAYS be someone peeking out and shouting from behind some windmill…
“A for Awesome?…Hey…try Asshole!…
and you and Don what’s his name…keep moving…as in…
get the fuck outa here!…Oh, and by the way; stop dreaming and get real!…and for that matter…tell Don to stop singing that friggin’ song!…You guys and that Muslim fuckhead’s call to prayer, ruined my nap!”

What’s that, Naomi…
sorry you asked? ;)

]]> By: Eve http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/comment-page-1/#comment-204927 Eve Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:18:03 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/#comment-204927 <i>karen: Has this guy ever done anything to prove his divinity other than to smile and say “I’m It!”/Do the sheeple just take his word for it?</i> Of course not! They believe for yea, in January he did reveal to them the holy tattoo of "666" on his mighty limb (no, really, he did; "last month, during a packed worship service at the church, De Jesús took off his coat and revealed the numbers 666 on his forearm"). And if that sacred mark shouldst appear to come off with a little spit, then knowest thou must be on thy guard, for 'tis the Devil deceiving thine eyes! karen: Has this guy ever done anything to prove his divinity other than to smile and say “I’m It!”/Do the sheeple just take his word for it?

Of course not! They believe for yea, in January he did reveal to them the holy tattoo of “666″ on his mighty limb (no, really, he did; “last month, during a packed worship service at the church, De Jesús took off his coat and revealed the numbers 666 on his forearm”).

And if that sacred mark shouldst appear to come off with a little spit, then knowest thou must be on thy guard, for ’tis the Devil deceiving thine eyes!

]]> By: Naomi http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/comment-page-1/#comment-204731 Naomi Thu, 22 Feb 2007 19:52:22 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/#comment-204731 Zipi, how could I think you're a geek? You and I were almost battling over possession of hunky jeebus! I am in awe of anyone who can use Roman Numerals in any way that is NOT pretentious... Untimately, five-base numbering systems are useless for the average person. And, let's face it, most of us fall in that category. Zipi, how could I think you’re a geek? You and I were almost battling over possession of hunky jeebus!

I am in awe of anyone who can use Roman Numerals in any way that is NOT pretentious…

Untimately, five-base numbering systems are useless for the average person. And, let’s face it, most of us fall in that category.

]]> By: Hand Banana http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/comment-page-1/#comment-204528 Hand Banana Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:05:43 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/#comment-204528 Yes, I believe if Jesus were to come back he would be a real snappy dresser. Look at that guy's ring and bracelet. Surely, he is the Lord our God. Yes, I believe if Jesus were to come back he would be a real snappy dresser. Look at that guy’s ring and bracelet. Surely, he is the Lord our God.

]]> By: Zipi http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/comment-page-1/#comment-204503 Zipi Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:08:51 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/#comment-204503 Naomi, <blockquote> [...] Man would have languished into ignorant obscurity long ago–if we had to learn to do long-division using Roman Numerals! </blockquote> I beg to disagree! I remember doing long division, and even square roots, in Roman numerals when I was a kid. It was a bit tricky, particularly with 4s and 9s, but it was so much fun! ... *lowers head* I am such a geek. Naomi,

[...] Man would have languished into ignorant obscurity long ago–if we had to learn to do long-division using Roman Numerals!

I beg to disagree! I remember doing long division, and even square roots, in Roman numerals when I was a kid. It was a bit tricky, particularly with 4s and 9s, but it was so much fun! … *lowers head* I am such a geek.

]]> By: Naomi http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/comment-page-1/#comment-204282 Naomi Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:51:52 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2007/02/21/update-to-god-has-retired-and-moved-to-south-florida/#comment-204282 ChuckA, my sweet, you are awesome! (Is that what the "A" stands for?) ChuckA, my sweet, you are awesome! (Is that what the “A” stands for?)

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