Archive for December, 2006

Angry monks with sledgehammers and crowbars: how typically xian

21 December 2006 by Stardust

fighting monksSeems like we are at a sluggish time. Maybe it is just that time of year. Maybe it is because we are just sick and tired of things like this:

Here is just another example of xian love in the world and, once again, how xians cannot even seem to get along with each other.

Greek monks clash on Mount Athos, seven injured

ATHENS (Reuters) – At least seven Greek monks were injured on Wednesday when opposing groups of monks in the Mount Athos monastic community clashed inside a disputed chapel.

The monks of the Esfigmenou monastery, which has broken away from the 19 other monasteries on the male-only community and refuses to recognise the Ecumenical Patriarch as the head of the Orthodox faith, said they had come under attack.

“We were inside the chapel when a group of monks broke in with sledgehammers and crowbars and attacked us,” Father Methodios, the abbot of Esfigmenou, told state television.

“How could they do this during this time of peace, days before Christmas?”

They are just spreading some of their xmas cheer!

He said the opposing monks had been appointed to replaced them by the community’s top administrative body. Three of those injured belonged to the alleged attackers.

The chapel belonging to the monastery was in Karies, the capital of the community in the mountains of northern Greece.

The community has been trying to evict the rebel monks for years, saying they had no place there since they refuse to fall under the patriarchate’s jurisdiction.

Under Greece’s constitution, the Patriarchate has supreme spiritual authority over the semi-autonomous region.

“We did not provoke them. They came to throw us out of the chapel that is ours and we defended ourselves,” Father Methodios said. “They hit us and we defended ourselves.”

Holy community representatives could not be reached for a comment.

Police confirmed seven monks had been taken to a hospital and several of them were being treated for head wounds.

Esfigmenou monks say the 1,000-year-old monastery is theirs. They have also clashed before with police sent to evict them.

The monks have sharply criticised attempts to improve ties with the Catholic Church and the Pope.

The Mount Athos peninsula is considered as Orthodox Christianity’s spiritual home from which all females are banned.

The spirit of gawd moves in mysterious ways, doesn’t it?

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Tag, “You’re It”

21 December 2006 by jimmer

CamelWell, it has been a few days since anything has been posted. I suggest that we play tag. Here is a youtube that I found particularly funny. I hope you enjoy it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfRtNIn1pbE

Now it’s your turn to find something to post. Anything will do. Funny, irreverant, nice, it matters not. PZ at Pharyngula has a particularly funny clip. Also, just a comment on how you’re dealing with the season is OK as well.

And a public service reminder. If you’re flying, pay close attention to the parking lots.

We have been experiencing some continuing problems with yours and our comments making it through. Very few comments are ever eliminated without a warning and a good asshatting first. So, if your comment is not posted in a few hours try again.

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COTG at GIFS (Xmas Eve Edition)

17 December 2006 by Bob

Just wanted to let everyone know that GIFS will be hosting the Carnival of the Godless Xmas Eve Edition…

You can find out more here, as well as at the top left of the main GIFS page…

Happy Hunting, Heathens…

And we can all thank RDZ for the awesome pic…

Thanks, dude…

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Goodness gracious, golly geeze, and gee willikers!

17 December 2006 by Stardust

Farewell, Rummy! Please let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

“Other than the war, he achieved utterly nothing,” said Winslow Wheeler, a defense budget expert at the Center for Defense Information. “He inherited a mismanaged, dysfunctional building and, if you can say he had any impact at all, he made those issues worse.”

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A Poke In The Eye

15 December 2006 by jimmer

santaA few months ago I commented on the way a Catholic Bishop had handled a Pedophile/Priest. California law requires that any knowledge of these abuses are to be reported within 36 hours. The Bishop did not do so and the priest had sufficient time to flee and is in Mexico probably. Well the Bishop is not being prosecuted. However he is being required to attend counseling for 4 whole months.

This is a portion of the article linked below, Passalacqua is the prosecutor and Walsh is the Bishop.

Violation of the state’s mandatory reporting law of suspected child abuse, a misdemeanor crime, carries a potential penalty of six months in jail and a $1,000 fine. But Passalacqua said that since Walsh has no prior criminal record, he is entitled to the diversion program.

“We certainly hope that our decision involving Bishop Walsh will send a clear message to all mandated reporters of the importance of immediately reporting to law enforcement any child abuse or elderly abuse any injury of an assault,” said Passalacqua.

Here is complete story.

http://www1.pressdemocrat.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061120/NEWS/61120009/1033/NEWS01

Wow! That is really clear, and sooo strong. What gets me the most though is that these are the same players who will tell their flock of the power of the Holy Spirit and what wonders can be achieved by faith and belief. Apparently those boys who were sodomized did not have the holy spirit on their side. And in fact maybe if we use rational thinking to understand this we find that in fact the holy sprit wants the pedophiles to continue being pedophiles or the holy spirit would not allow them to continue living in freedom.

Actually I think it is more like this. There is no holy spirit, there is no god, and there is only justice when we demand it. Also I needed a lead in to what I found at Pharyngula today. So without further adieu I give you, “The Blasphemy Challenge”. This is great fun. If you have the ability to make a vid of yourself and post it to youtube then you can receive a free dvd of “The God Who Wasn’t There”
http://www.blasphemychallenge.com/pressrelease/
http://www.blasphemychallenge.com/

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Soybeans cause homosexuality? WTF?

14 December 2006 by Stardust

This Jim Rutz asshole author of this Megashit does indeed need to have his head examined! He is claiming in an outrageous article published at the WorldNetDaily.com that Soy is making kids ‘gay’. This is one of the most absurd and stupid things I have ever heard! This idiot just pulls this shit out of his ass and WorldNetDaily publishes it?

There’s a slow poison out there that’s severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it’s a “health food,” one of our most popular.

Now, I’m a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it’s organic. I state my bias here just so you’ll know I’m not anti-health food.

The dangerous food I’m speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they’re all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.

He states that research has been done involving the consumption of soy products and their effects on lab animals and states statistics willy-nilly but fails to provide any evidence or verifiable sources to back up these claims (actually he provides NO sources what-so-ever which is typical of xian fundies for most claims they make). He goes on to say:

I have nothing against an occasional soy snack. Soy is nutritious and contains lots of good things. Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you’re also getting substantial quantities of estrogens.

Estrogens are female hormones. If you’re a woman, you’re flooding your system with a substance it can’t handle in surplus. If you’re a man, you’re suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your “female side,” physically and mentally.

AND

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because “I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t homosexual.” No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can’t remember a time when excess estrogen wasn’t influencing them.

In the equally stupid WDN poll at the end of the article, I vote with my own write-in — I can’t believe that even WND would print something this moronic!!!

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Political correctness

13 December 2006 by Stardust

politically correct handbookWikipedia defines Political correctness (also politically correct or PC) as

“a term used to describe language, or behavior, which is claimed to be calculated to provide a minimum of offense, particularly to the racial, cultural, or other identity groups being described. The concept is not exclusive to the English language. A text that conforms to the ideals of political correctness is said to be politically correct.”

In this increasingly PC world, we are going to all need a handbook with lists to keep track of what is appropriate and what is not and what the alternatives are for the things that are not appropriate. What does that remind you of? We will have to carry it with us at all times and refer to it regularily because lawd knows, we don’t want to offend anyone!

Are people’s skins really that thin, or is there something more going on?

(There is already a satirical version of this PC handbook.)

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Hunting Witches in Print, Part Two – “Can They REALLY Fly?”

11 December 2006 by Eve

formicariusThe Story Thus Far: In 1376 CE, Spanish Inquisitor Nicholas Eymerich published his Directorium Inquisitorum (“Inquisitors’ Manual”), the first comprehensive treatise on witch hunting in print (see Hunting Witches in Print, Part One – “Oh, No, Not SPAIN Again?!”)…

Not long after this historical publication, in 1384 to be exact, friar Ruggero da Carate interrogated Sibillia Zanni, a young society woman from Milan, Italy, who claimed to have attended occult ceremonies in several wealthy homes around town since the age of sixteen. A figure known as the Madonna Oriente (not the Christian Virgin Mary but a mysterious “Lady of the East,” derived from a Latin term often used to denote the moon as a goddess) or La Signora del Gioco (“Lady of the Games”) presided over these rituals, apparently performing magic acts. Soon another young woman, Pierina de Bugatis, was brought forward with a similar story.

Quite sensibly, the friar dismissed as fantasy their wildly fanciful tales of ghosts at the gatherings and animal bones miraculously brought back to flesh-and-blood life, and sent them home with a light penance that involved standing at a church door during mass with two large yellow crosses and three fingers sewn on their dresses for three Sundays.

The next time Sibillia appeared before a Church official, Inquisitor Beltramino di Cernuscullo listened to her very closely, asked further questions, took detailed notes, and promptly proceeded to “persuade” her, possibly by torture, to confess to worshipping the devil (Catholic definition). Today, her rather surreal descriptions of the elaborate rites sound suspiciously like the hallucinations brought on by certain natural agents and indeed, the secret knowledge her mystical mistress supposedly imparted to her devotees included the knowledge and use of herbs and such. Nevertheless, the Inquisitor took her seriously – all the way to her blazing demise.

On May 26, 1390 the town of Sant’ Eustorgio (site in Italian) burned Sibillia to death at the stake for witchcraft in the “game of Diana, named Herodias,” (site in Italian) and two months later on July 21, Pierina as well. Wikipedia’s “The Moon in Mythology” claims, “Those who worshipped her were the first Inquisition victims to be burned as witches, though not the first victims of persecution as witches nor the first victims of the Inquisition.”

(I wonder if the name “Sibillia” is derived from the Latin “sibylla,” the origin of our word “sibyl;” extra points to anyone who recognizes what an interesting coincidence this would be!)

Only ten years old at that time, German-born Johannes (a.k.a. John) Nider later entered the Dominican Order and studied philosophy in Vienna, Austria and Cologne, Germany. Unlike Eymerich, Nider concentrated on theology rather than the Inquisition, returning to teach at his Alma Mater, the University of Vienna in 1425. He became prior of the Dominican convent of Basel, Switzerland in 1431, thus perfectly positioning himself to participate as theologian and legate in the Council of Basel-Ferrara-Florence, which took place from approximately 1431 through 1445 – not before indulging in a spot of peace negotiation with the Bohemians along the way.

During the Council, he circulated his Formicarius (“The Ant Hill”), a collection of his writings (1435 – 1437) on current theological, philosophical, and social issues, including diabolism and sorcery, although again he departed from his Catalan predecessor by dedicating only one section to this subject. Book Five, Of Witches and Their Deceptions, mostly unfolds as the interrogation by Peter of Greyerz (a.k.a. Gruyeres), a “castellan” or “judge” active in the area of Berne, Switzerland in the late 14th – early 15th century, of an allegedly captured male witch who “confesses” to suitably gruesome details of his practice, such as ritual infanticide a la Holy Child of La Guardia.

However, Nider manages to stress the heretical nature of witchcraft as well as its more sensational aspects; for example, he gives that alleged sorcerous equivalent of Sunday mass, the orgiastic witches’ Sabbath, conspicuously little emphasis in his treatise. In fact, he seems to have actually doubted that witches could fly, that naïve loon…

At any rate, he made his fame during his lifetime mostly as a reformer and scholar in addition to theologian and negotiator; the University of Vienna twice elected him as dean before his death on August 13, 1438 in Colmar, today France. First printed posthumously in 1475, Formicarius not only represents the second published book to deal with witchcraft, but also reveals that Church officials, specifically Inquisitors, were trying and torturing suspected witches as early as the beginning of the 15th century. It also may make Nider “the first clerical authority to argue that women were more prone to become witches than were men.”

And all witch hunters needed was more printed material to take it up another notch…

Next: Hunting Witches in Print, Part Three

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