Bush vs. Satan
30 December 2006 by BobI was wandering around on the Net aimlessly (as usual), and I found this interesting little piece from the Associated Press:
So, I guess it turns out that not only Dubya is a massive dickhead — i.e., 25x more of a dickhead than Satan — but it also seemed to downplay in some sense how much of a dickhead Satan is — i.e., I mean, he only got 1% of the vote.
I also like the commentary:
SCARBOROUGH: Now you don’t have to have a political doctorate in Political Science to realize it’s never a good sign when you’re outpolled by Lucifer.
30 December 2006, on 1:56 pm
Yeah Bob…I caught the repeat showing of that episode. Hilarious result.
The fact that Satan even appears on a poll is still quite disturbing, though.
I have noticed that Scarborough shows signs of waking up out of his somewhat ‘Wingnut’ delusional stupor…i.e. he’s tilting ever so slightly Left, lately.
Bush is just so amazingly delusional, that he’s [even loosing his most extreme boneheaded base.
Yeah...worst President...EVER!
Even Saddam was starting to look good in comparison.
"Bush is...beyond the Radar...heading for the dark side of the Moon! With Cheney and Condi, perhaps, bringing up the (his) rear?"
[I'm waiting for a scandal to erupt about Bush & Condi...Am I alone?...Tsk, tsk!]
30 December 2006, on 1:58 pm
Again, mit der typos…Sheesh!
Oh, fuck it!
30 December 2006, on 5:39 pm
I wonder who the creative genius is who thought this up. LOL
30 December 2006, on 6:17 pm
AP conducted two polls, if you follow the links to the original news item, you’ll see it. Bush also topped out the Hero of 2006 poll, but only got 13% in that one.
30 December 2006, on 6:28 pm
Now you don’t have to have a political doctorate in Political Science to realize it’s never a good sign when you’re outpolled by Lucifer.
Err, ummm…shouldn’t it read ‘when you outpoll Lucifer?’
30 December 2006, on 6:29 pm
I wonder if Bush will end up in bed with Saddam in “South Park”… or if people will be making blood sacrifices t- oh wait. Never mind about that last one.
30 December 2006, on 9:35 pm
I’m sure somebody had to explain this to Bushie a few dozen times before he got it….
30 December 2006, on 11:24 pm
That’s too funny! xD I
31 December 2006, on 10:23 am
Come see my list of the most stupidest atheists of 2006!
http://atheismsucks.blogspot.com/
31 December 2006, on 10:54 am
Not Frank again Puhleeze.
Frank. We too could compile a list of the stupidest christers or the stupidest muslims or the stupidest Jews. The thing is that we know who they are as they are on the news daily.
31 December 2006, on 11:18 am
Quote Frank
Most intollerant atheist – Who else, but Richard Dawkins. No link or quote required. Hatred is spewed out of this mind-screwed wacko nearly every single time Christianity is brought up.
End Quote
But Frank, Richard only uses words, you Xians have been punishing, suppressing, executing, fighting inter-Christian wars, wars against other religions etc etc for nearly two thousand years and you call us intolerant
31 December 2006, on 11:59 am
Not Frank again Puhleeze.
Frank. We too could compile a list of the stupidest christers or the stupidest muslims or the stupidest Jews.
Frank Walton has shown his level of intelligence by his above “drive-by” nerdy comment and telling us about his equally nerdy post. What a doofus. He obsessively hates John Loftus because deep down, Frank knows that Loftus speaks the truth, and atheists speak the truth. All the people he lists are the biggest threats to his fantasy beliefs of everlasting life.
If a god really did exist, why the hell would he bother with people like Frank Walton? If I were a god, these people would annoy the shit out of me and I would squash them like little bugs and flick them away for being so fucking self-righteous and self-centered.
1 January 2007, on 6:55 am
Why is it, do you think, that so many of these religious people like this Walton character can only dish out ad hominem abuse rather than deal with the intellectual arguments.
Come on, Franky-boy, how about producing some credible evidence that this entity you call god exists, rather than resort to illiterate name-calling?
Then we’ll see how screwed up YOUR mind is (mind you, since your intellectual quotient is barely into single figures, I doubt if we’ll ever receive anything approaching a sensible argument from you!)
3 January 2007, on 7:26 pm
Frank… noone really cares how much you love God… Why don’t you take that college education and do something with it… like maybe feed the hungry or help stop Aids… Religion does nothing but start wars for all the wrong reasons.
4 January 2007, on 6:14 pm
jimmer:
That’s a great idea. Have an award ceremony.
Here’s some ideas:
Most Pompous Windbag
Best Minstrel of Madness
Lamest Apologist
Stupidest Apology Ever.
King of Cognitive Dissonance
etc, etc, et al. You get the idea.
4 January 2007, on 6:33 pm
KA – what award would Frank get?