Archive for September, 2006

Xians Don’t REALLY Lie

22 September 2006 by Bob

Got this story from Pharyngula:

Christians fed to lyings: Irwin no convert

FOR a few days, the nation’s born-again Christians were overjoyed: could it be that Steve Irwin, crocodile hunter, had become one of them shortly before a stingray’s barb cut short his life? [...] The unverified story was sent out by an exuberant staff member, said the group’s managing director, Carl Wieland. “Though we are able to substantiate our suggestion that Steve’s wife, Terri, was a church-going Christian, the stories of Steve coming forward can, at this stage, not be substantiated,” he said in a statement on the group’s website. [...] Mr Wieland said the rumour had been consigned to “well-meant urban legend”. “It is, ultimately, a matter between Steve Irwin and his creator and if the event did occur, then since Terri Irwin is a believer, she will be highly motivated to let the world know.”

All of this reminds of the “found/stole” reporting that went on during Katrina. “Exuberance?” “Well-meant urban legend?” Complete bullshit.

PZ, you rock. Carl Wieland? Well, not so much.

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Yup, She’s Ba-ack, or “Get the Hell Out of My Holy Land! Part 3”

21 September 2006 by Eve

Siege of JerusalemHeigh-ho, cheeky monkeys! I just flew back into blogland from South Florida – and boy, are my arms tired!

OK, enough with the lame jokes and on with

The Story Thus Far: More than a year after securing the strategically important city of Antioch, the official army of the First Crusade, the Princes’ (a.k.a. Barons’) Crusade, set out toward its ultimate destination, Jerusalem, under Raymond IV of Toulouse’s command (see “Get the Hell Out of My Holy Land! Part 2”).

To protect their flanks as they marched south, the crusaders attacked the fortified city of Ma’arrat al-Numan. Ray’s men penetrated part of the wall with a siege castle and began to loot, prompting his rival Bohemund of Taranto to announce by herald that anyone who took refuge in a particular hall would be spared. When the Franks (the term applied at that time to most Western Europeans) overran the city, even those townspeople under Bohemund’s “protection” suffered at their hands; the men were slaughtered and the women and children sold into slavery.

While the Princes again bickered over leadership at yet another site, Rugia, the soldiers at Ma’arrat once more faced starvation as provisions ran out. When news that the desperate men had started tearing down the walls reached Ray and his fellow barons, they hurried back to the town – only to find that the troops had resorted to cannibalism to survive.

(As a result of this horrific incident, many Middle Eastern languages still refer to crusaders as “cannibals,” and the impression persists that the soldiers ate Muslims because they didn’t consider them human, not because they were starving.)

On January 13, 1099 Ray, walking barefoot as befit a religious pilgrim, finally led the Princes’ Crusade out of Ma’arrat, setting fire to it as they left to show they would not turn back.

By February 14 he had begun besieging the strategically vital town of Arqa near Tripoli (in Lebanon, not Libya), a venture that went wrong from the start despite his persistence. Even when his pet monk, Peter Bartholomew of Antioch’s “Holy Lance” fame, failed his ordeal by fire by, well, dying from it in April, it took Ray almost another whole month to call off the assault and move on to Jerusalem.

The Holy City in the Middle Ages represented a formidable military target in its sheer size and solid fortifications. The crusaders didn’t have the numbers to “invest” (surround) it completely, and its Egyptian Fatimid governor Iftikhar ad-Dawla had prepared for a long siege with his Muslim garrison (among other defensive measures, he sent the possibly pro-crusader Christian population out of Jerusalem), although he didn’t have enough men to guard the entire city either. The heat and dust of the Judean summer started to tell on the Franks again, and a run at the walls prophesied to succeed by a Christian hermit (not Peter, though) failed.

Nevertheless, the crusaders had received enough equipment by sea to build and deploy mangonels and siege castles against the fortressed Jerusalem. Besides, Peter Desiderius, another priest in the army who had also reported seeing visions back in Antioch, now announced that in a dream he learned that if the army fasted and marched around the city barefoot, it would succeed at its next direct attack. Once again, pious zeal (and perhaps the opportunity to rally the flagging troops) led the crusaders to follow these instructions before assaulting the walls one more time.

About noon on July 15, taking advantage of a breach in the walls made by Godfrey of Bouillon’s regiment, the detachment under Tancred, Bohemund’s nephew, penetrated deep into the streets, and it soon became clear that the Europeans would win the day. The citizens made a deal with Tancred for his protection and having crowded into the al-Aqsa Mosque (former site of the Temple of Jerusalem), they flew his banner from the Mosque. Iftikhar then negotiated safe passage for himself and his garrison from the city past the Frankish forces to nearby Ashkelon; to all intents and purposes, at this point Jerusalem was won.

Instead, all hell broke loose inside the Holy City as the invading crusaders massacred every Muslim and Jew they encountered.

Raymond of Aguilers served as Ray’s clerk and historian and his account of the slaughter, at times horrified, awe-struck, and chillingly elated, still serves as one of our primary sources for these events. He reports slogging through blood and corpses up to his knees in the Mosque where the Christians attacked the Muslims despite the promised sanctuary of Tancred’s flag. In addition, the crusaders set fire to the synagogue where the Jewish citizenry had fled and burned them all inside, presuming that they had helped the Muslims.

We don’t know for sure how many died, but Runciman says that the massacre “emptied Jerusalem of its Moslem and Jewish inhabitants….When there were no more Moslems to be slain, the princes of the Crusade went in solemn state through the desolate Christian quarter…to give thanks to God in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre (page 287)” – whose destruction in 1009 could arguably be credited as the initial cause of it all.

In terms of its primary stated objective, the First Crusade was an unqualified success. It had set out with the specific goal of returning Jerusalem to Christian hands and it did. After some more of the by-now-usual politicking, the Christian Kingdom of Jerusalem was established with Godfrey of Bouillon at its head. Both Ray and Bohemund went on to establish kingdoms of their own in Tripoli and Antioch respectively, but their crowns would sit far more uneasily on their and their heirs’ heads than most royals’.

Of the Crusade’s two prime movers, Pope Urban II died 14 days after the “liberation” of the Holy City before word could reach him of this great victory. His successor, Paschal II, would call for an unsuccessful “second wave” of crusaders in 1100 and 1101 to support the new Kingdom of Jerusalem; often called the Crusade of the Faint-Hearted, it provided a chance for those who didn’t go on or turned back from the First Crusade to vindicate themselves.

(Remember Stephen of Blois who abandoned Antioch at the Turk Kerbogha’s approach? His wife Adela, daughter of William the Conqueror, was so ashamed of what she saw as his cowardice that she wouldn’t let him live at home. He died during this second attempt.)

The other prime mover, Byzantine Emperor Alexius I Comnenus, had cause to worry about this triumph, for the Franks had already shown little tolerance or respect for the Eastern Orthodox Christians in Asia, and Bohemund for one had again revealed himself as his enemy. The Jerusalem bloodbath appalled even Catholics, and its memory still haunts the Middle East to this day.

(For those of you who like timelines – and you know who you are – you might want to note that just a few years before this Crusade got started, circa 1090 CE, a Muslim gentleman named Hasan ibn al-Sabbah took over the mountain stronghold of Alamut, founding a sub-sect of Isma’ili Shi’ite Islam that would come to be known – and feared – by the name of the Nizaris, or in Europe, the Assassins.)

For the Muslims had initially been willing to accept the crusaders as yet more players with whom to negotiate and occasionally combat in the already-complex political arena of the region, but the Franks’ tactics, shocking even for those admittedly violent times, fueled their determination to force these newcomers out no matter what. There would be other crusades, and more names and events on all sides to go down in history, but all interests in this conflicted area would continue to reap this whirlwind for centuries to come.

Sources: A History of the Crusades – Volume 1: The First Crusade and the Foundation of the Kingdom of Jerusalem, Steven Runciman, 1964 Harper & Row, New York, NY.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/4/2/221652/0248

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Today’s Rant: Electioneering in Churches

21 September 2006 by Sean

Okay. ‘Tis the season, so I’m gonna talk about something that is increasingly pissing me off.

Pastors electioneering in churches. Telling their dumbass flock how to vote.

We have talked about absolute freedom of speech here, but many agreed you shouldn’t be allowed to yell “fire” in a crowded theater.

Why the fuck are these untaxed motherfuckers allowed to stand up every Sunday and tell their ignorant sheeple what political party or candidate to vote for? Sure, let them say it — and they are gonna say the stupidest shit sheerly by virtue of what they do, which is preach bullshit 24/7… But why aren’t they taxed for it?

If I want to start a political organization, I have to pay taxes. But because these monkeys are babbling about their invisible sky daddy, they can both talk about Jeebus and then tell people how to vote? No, motherfucker. You wanna be tax-free and do your job in spreading mass insanity, you have to do it outside of politics, otherwise you are abusing society and democracy as a whole, and we should have the right to penalize you for it. Sure, get up and say to vote for Kenneth Fuckwell because he is a man of gawd. One hundred thousand dollar fine, you piece of shit.

End of rant. For now.

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Love and Peace Or Else

20 September 2006 by Sean

We’ve all been pretty busy it seems… Not much posting going on. So I will go ahead and invite more abuse for my musical interests.

I am an aging Irish boy with mixed punk, rock and classical tastes.

U2 always did me proud as the homeboys who kicked ass on the world stage. I haven’t fallen in love with a song of theirs for a decade, but this one rocks out completely.

But that’s not why it moves me so much. It is this lyric:

Lay down
Lay down your guns
All your daughters of Zion
All your Abraham sons

Considering what we have seen in the world of late, that just breaks my heart.

(The studio version is vastly superior, by the way, but I couldn’t find that online. Although the part at the end of this where Bono throws the headband on and goes apeshit on the standup drum is bravura rock-n-roll.)

Ramen.

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The Children of Hurin

19 September 2006 by Sean

Unfinished Tolkien work to be published

NEW YORK – An unfinished tale by J.R.R. Tolkien has been edited by his son into a completed work and will be released next spring, the U.S. and British publishers announced Monday.

Christopher Tolkien has spent the past 30 years working on “The Children of Hurin,” an epic tale his father began in 1918 and later abandoned. Excerpts of “The Children of Hurin,” which includes the elves and dwarves of Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” and other works, have been published before.

“It has seemed to me for a long time that there was a good case for presenting my father’s long version of the legend of the `Children of Hurin’ as an independent work, between its own covers,” Christopher Tolkien said in a statement.

The new book will be published by Houghton Mifflin in the United States and HarperCollins in England.

J.R.R. Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings Trilogy” has sold more than 50 million copies and was also adapted into a blockbuster, Academy Award-winning trio of films. A stage version is scheduled to open next year.

Opportunism, or an opportunity to experience more of this man’s great work?

I got taken to task her once before for making fun of the Silmarillion as such an obtuse piece of work, nobody reads it.

I was wrong.

What do ya think? Something to look forward to?

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Multiple-Choice God

18 September 2006 by Stardust

which oneThis is from the Opinion page of the LA Times online. It’s what we have been asking Xians again and getting no answers. If you put them all into an arena, they would all fight amongst themselves for eternity arguing who is a “True Xian” and who is not. I don’t know why they had to mention atheism in this, except that I suspect that maybe the author is an atheist and making a point while staying low-keyed? (Click on cartoon to enlarge.)

New survey reveals that Americans believe in four basic types of deity.
September 17, 2006

‘IN GOD WE TRUST” it says on the penny, and a new survey of religious attitudes supports that sentiment. According to “American Piety in the 21st Century,” a survey conducted for Baylor University by the Gallup Organization, 85% to 90% of Americans say “yes” when asked: “Do you, personally, believe in God?”

But the study went further by asking respondents what sort of God they believed in. The results put the perennial debate over the role of religion in public life in a new light.

The survey identifies four conceptions of God, which it labels A, B, C and D.

A is the Authoritarian God, worshiped by 31.4% of respondents. This deity is highly involved, responsible for Earthly events such as tsunamis or economic upturns and “capable of meting out punishment to those who are unfaithful or ungodly.”

B is the Benevolent God, the choice of 23% of respondents. He also is involved in human affairs but isn’t in the smiting business. This God is “mainly a force of positive influence in the world and is less willing to condemn or punish individuals.”

C is the Critical God, who “really does not interact with the world.” But believers in this God — 16% of the sample — still watch their Ps and Qs because God C “views the current state of the world unfavorably” and will punish evildoers “in another life.”

Last but not least is D, the Distant God. Twenty-four percent of respondents endorsed — “embraced” is probably too strong a word — this version of the deity, “a cosmic force which set the laws of nature in motion” but has no interest in human activities.

Finally, there are the atheists, who accounted for 5.2% of respondents. (They aren’t dignified with an abbreviation. F for faithless?)

The diversity of beliefs about God is reflected in political as well as religious convictions. According to the survey, 17.3% of believers in a Benevolent God would abolish the death penalty, compared with only 12.1% of those who worship an Authoritarian God. When the issue is prayer is public schools, believers in God A are overwhelmingly supportive — 90.9% — and believers in God B less so (79%). Among believers in a Critical God, 69.4% supported school prayer. Among believers in a Distant God, however, only 46.5% supported school prayer.

As interesting as those correlations are, the overlap between categories suggests that all-or-nothing propositions such as “school prayer” or the display of the Ten Commandments on public property might mean very different things to different people. A believer in a Benevolent or Distant God might see school prayer as positive because God is benign or at least unthreatening, while a commandments proponent who believes in an Authoritarian God might see it as a way to strike fear into the hearts of schoolchildren — a prospect that might appall the believer in God B.

If it does nothing else, the Baylor survey should lead to more sophisticated reporting about what sort of God Americans want to welcome back to the public square: A, B, C, D — or none of the above?

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Mencken’s Creed

18 September 2006 by Stardust

H_l_menckenJust wanted to share one of my favorites with you. I thought it would be a good way to start the week:

I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind–that its modest and greatly overestimated services on the ethical side have been more than overcome by the damage it has done to clear and honest thinking.

I believe that no discovery of fact, however trivial, can be wholly useless to the race, and that no trumpeting of falsehood, however virtuous in intent, can be anything but vicious.

I believe that the evidence for immortality is no better than the evidence of witches, and deserves no more respect.

I believe in the complete freedom of thought and speech . . .

I believe in the capacity of man to conquer his world, and to find out what it is made of, and how it is run.

I believe in the reality of progress.

But the whole thing, after all, may be put very simply. I believe that it is better to tell the truth than to lie. I believe that it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe that it is better to know than be ignorant.

LINK: H. L. Mencken

“The most curious social convention of the great age in which we live is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected” (American Mercury, March 1930). D. 1956.

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More Friday Humor

15 September 2006 by Stardust

Maybe it’s just because it’s Friday and the end of another week, but this cracked me up!

President Bush uses Little Richard as translator

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