Where Have All the Theists Gone?

16 June 2006 by Sean


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21 comments to “Where Have All the Theists Gone?”

  1. brodie:

    I can pretend I’m a theist. You’ll have to give me a few minutes of beating my head against a brick wall to get in the mood. And I was forced to go to a baptist school up until high school, so maybe some of those memories will come flooding back.

  2. Rik:

    Maybe they are regrouping after their failed “Marriage Protection Amendment” got flushed down the Congressional Crapper. But keep thinking good thoughts…maybe a member of the Westboro Baptist Church will stop by for some stimulating exchanges.

  3. stardust1954:

    I was wondering the same thing. I haven’t had even a theist lurker on my blog in a long time now and I am only one writer (though I have several regular atheist commentors and readers). I only have one lurking atheist neocon who comes and goes, but that’s it. I see from my sitemeter theists aren’t even coming by to look. hmmmmmm It’s kinda nice though, but it does make one wonder what they are up to. Maybe praying in preparation for the “end of times”, stocking up on foodstuffs in their storm cellars, who knows. Maybe they realize they are being moderated or they don’t like being asshatted? I would delete “preaching” on my blog and they absolutely hate that. They also run away or stay away when they don’t have answers or a good argument for their gawd beliefs.

    I agree that the discussions here have been very enjoyable of late, and we have been able to focus much more on the topics at hand instead of getting drawn into the “gawd loves you” and “gawd doesn’t exist” circular debates.

  4. Will:

    I was searching on the internets for Jesus stuff when I came across this site. Im christain, but I’m not trying convert anyone. I just hasd questions for atheistss. How can you reject god???? Does you not feel the love??!?!?! Arent worried bnout hell and satan and lakes of fire??? I can’t figure how you can reject the bible when its so packed full of creamy goodness! I mean, Jesus died for you. And on a cross! The only person ever to die on a cross! DuH! And whats bout evilution? Don’t you know there isn’t evidence? How can you be atheist when you worship at the altar of darwin?? Hello???!?!?!

    /theist

  5. Frank:

    Sean — I still stop by on a regular basis.

  6. TokenXtian:

    Me too.

  7. stardust1954:

    Will – Thanks for reminding us of what we are missing. LOL!

  8. Jimmer:

    I coulda been a believer but I was none too comfortable having a hole drilled into my head and having half my brains removed. I know they said it would be sterile but just the same ahh, no thanks.

    They are afraid of reason and logic. They are so used to and conditioned to WINNING at all costs. They come here and their skills are challenged and they must realize that they do not have what it takes to in fact engage in a reasoned logical discussion.

    Will
    That is funny, thanks.

  9. Aesmael:

    ‘Bin wondering that too. Was itching for a chance to prove myself to all the cool kids and get with the ‘in’ crowd (and maybe some chocolate milk too?).

    Oh, wait.

    Ha.
    Ha ha.
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Maybe they all got raptured on the sixth.

  10. stardust1954:

    Maybe they all got raptured on the sixth.

    Then they must have been the True Xians™ because my fundie relatives are still here.

  11. King Retard:

    It’s kind of weird, but I’m less nervous when they’re around. At least when they’re here, we can monitor them better. When they keep quiet, it makes you think they have something going on that’ll mess with everything we hold dear.

  12. Sean:

    Will said:

    “The only person ever to die on a cross! DuH!”

    Ha!

    I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them believed that.

  13. NonProphet:

    By the looks of it, they’ve all gone to http://www.churchmarketingsucks.com/ (which, by the way, isn’t an anti-chuch site) to see how they can market their form of superstition better.

  14. raindogzilla:

    I’m wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants!

  15. JohnF:

    Stardust: “I see from my sitemeter theists aren’t even coming by to look.”

    Your sitemeter can tell you if a surf-by lurker is a theist? That’s powerful technology!

  16. raindogzilla:

    Has no one suggested the obvious; that the theists have gone the way of the flowers- into the poofy brains of the Kingston Trio(to be hanged at dawn with “Tom Dooley”?

  17. stardust1954:

    Your sitemeter can tell you if a surf-by lurker is a theist?

    I check my site meter at the end of the day and can recognize the “regulars” who visit my blog by location listed and also referring URL. I click on URLs I don’t recognize (if that shows up) and it takes me to that person’s blog/website. My regular “pet” xians have not been around for some time.

  18. Sean:

    All right, that clinches it. They are all off somewhere planning something (as Bugs Bunny would say) di-ab-o-lickal. Atheists, to arms!

  19. stardust1954:

    Sean- I was poking around Last Stop Hell.com (remember Olga Oh-how-the-fire-crackled?) and I found out what may have happened to the xians. This was at the top of the main page.

    HOS 4:6 “My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge..”
    -GOD

  20. Indigo Black:

    I think they are all gathering over at Scott Adam’s blog.

  21. Eve:

    Good one, Star!