Xian Thought 101

17 May 2006 by Lya Kahlo

From Pharyngula

Well, that explains everything!

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8 comments to “Xian Thought 101”

  1. Sean:

    Ha! Rockstar Ryan would love that.

  2. Matt:

    Wait, you mean there are MORE steps than just the GOD DID IT step? Wow, I guess xians have finally upgraded to Windows 95.

  3. stardust1954:

    Maybe xians who like to troll here can understand a flow chart better than having to read since it is a simple visual?

  4. King Retard:

    That chart is great. Matt, the reason there are more steps is because of free will. We’re the big hold up, not gawd.

  5. Matt:

    “That chart is great. Matt, the reason there are more steps is because of free will. We’re the big hold up, not gawd.”

    Ah. Okay.

    I once got into an arguement about how free will can’t exist with an all knowing infallible god and the “counter arguements” were BS hypotheticals and not really much of an arguement anyway.

  6. King Retard:

    Free will is one of the ultimate cop outs. If it’s good, goddidit. If it’s bad, free will (i.e. our fault, usually the result of pride).

  7. Matt:

    “Free will is one of the ultimate cop outs. If it’s good, goddidit. If it’s bad, free will (i.e. our fault, usually the result of pride).”

    I kept getting things like “Well gawd is above time” and “If you rewatched the Superbowl and knew the Colts (or whoever actually won) were going to win, did you make them win.”

    None of these arguements countered mine because you can’t.

  8. King Retard:

    Matt, xian logic is truly amazing.