Saint Paris?
5 April 2006 by King Retard
Wow. That’s all I can say after reading this. Oh, that, and PLEASE TAKE THIS ROLE!!! I promise, I will be there opening day if this movie gets made.
Hilton Considered for Mother Theresa Role
Tuesday April 4 11:41 AM ET
Reports indicate that Indian director T. Rajeevnath will be recruiting Paris Hilton to play the starring role in a Mother Theresa biopic.
By FilmStew Staff Report, FilmStew.com
This is just taking the idea of stunt-casting to a whole new level. British web site Life Style Extra is reporting that Indian director T. Rajeevnath will be taking a trip across the world to try to convince socialite-turned-actress Paris Hilton to star in his feature biopic of the late humanitarian Mother Theresa.
Rajeevnath’s people have reportedly been in contact with Hilton’s camp to set up a meeting when Rajeevnath arrives in the States. According to Life Style Extra, Rajeevnath will be bringing along various photos of Hilton that have been altered to make her appear more like Mother Theresa, who died back in 1997.
“The pictures will be my strength when I speak to Paris,” Rajeevnath told the web site. “She has expressed delight that I have short-listed her to play the role. This will make our meeting easier.”
Rajeevnath hopes to begin shooting his Mother Theresa film early next year with a budget of about $11 million. Hilton has been seen in several movie roles over the last few years, including gigs in The Cat in the Hat and the horror film House of Wax, which won her this year’s Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actress. She’s better known, however, for her work on the Fox reality show The Simple Life and for 1 Night in Paris, the sex video she made with former lover Rick Salomon. She is now working on the comedy Pledge This! for helmer William Heins.home barrington fleetwood 20004ringtones of ace basegrace amazing ringtoneringtones alcatelfree ringtone 6560 nokia30 south barrington amcharrington alleanfree ringtones 100 t-mobile Map
5 April 2006, on 4:04 pm
I won’t. It’s too easy…
Then again, since they’re setting themselves up as a pinata, I may as well take a crack at it.
OMFG, professional heiress/loser and part-time (lame) porn star Paris portraying Mother Theresa? BEST CASTING EVAR!
Can’t you just picture the dramatic sexual tension between the young Theresa and a starving leper? Of course, they can’t consummate anything as she’s taken a vow of celebacy (BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA).
I won’t comment on his bits falling off. Really, I won’t.
5 April 2006, on 4:13 pm
Gross- they called Mama T a “humanitarian.” Could you get any further from the truth.
5 April 2006, on 4:26 pm
Well, the Ghoul of Calcutta was an egomaniacal asshole who had no respect for the suffering of the poor — and the same goes for Paris Hilton. Sounds good to me.
5 April 2006, on 4:35 pm
This sounds so very…ludicrous.
I wonder if Paris is going to wash a car, & eat a hamburger while ministering to the poor folk of calcutta, in a see-thru habit?
(insert leering giggle here).
5 April 2006, on 4:46 pm
Paris Hilton would play a women that ruined many lives. She went out and preached the evils of contraception to the people of a country that can’t care for its overpopulated poor. She helped no one! If there is a hell she should be in it.
It would be really funny to see her giving head in a nun’s habit!
5 April 2006, on 5:25 pm
Even better… if it’s a musical!
5 April 2006, on 7:47 pm
Hilton Considered for Mother Theresa Role
The reason she is considered is probably because she is as ugly as Mother Theresa was. Paris will probably look just like MT when she is old. She will really look like her once they get all the make-up on to make her all wrinkly.
5 April 2006, on 9:14 pm
SNL or Mad tv did a skit on MT. She saved a starving child by breast feeding it and the village decided that they all needed that same attention. very funny. Maybe that is what they have in mind for Paris.
5 April 2006, on 10:17 pm
I can picture it now…
The scene: A humid, cramped tent filled with the putrid stench of necrotic flesh. A leper reaches toward Paris, using his last breath to croak out, “Water…”
Paris responds: “That’s hot.”
5 April 2006, on 11:03 pm
Are we sure this didn’t come from The Onion?
5 April 2006, on 11:18 pm
Martin,
It’s been in the rumor works for a coupla months.
6 April 2006, on 12:54 am
Haha, Julie. Nice.
6 April 2006, on 8:49 am
Check out this out!. its very funny…