The assholes are turning on each other
15 December 2005 by RonThere’s not much I enjoy as much as watching the various Klans of Konservative Kristians fight over who has the right path on moral condemnation of others. And now, the Pals O’Jeebus are turning on each other over the “War on Christmas” bullshit: Bill “Phone Sex” O’Reilly goes after the Catholics (”O’Reilly compared Catholic leaders’ silence over “war” on Christmas to Church’s reaction to pedophilia scandal“), and Cal “If you are outside of Christ, then nothing you do is good” Thomas goes after O’Reilly and the his boyz’ “war” bullshit (”‘War on Christmas’ crusaders ‘might be more objectionable’ than those saying ‘Happy Holidays’“).
Next week — Celebrity Death Match: Falwell vs. Robertson!
I’m in for the pay-per-view.
15 December 2005, on 3:15 pm
Maybe they’ll go into a Civil War on Christmas and kill themselves off. Meanwhile, those of us that prefer overwhelming observable evidence will sit and drink cocktails, watching the battles from afar…
And I’d give a left nut for that fight.
15 December 2005, on 4:47 pm
“Klans of Konservative Kristians…” — NICE!
16 December 2005, on 12:36 am
What we are witnessing is the demise of Christianity. Nothing more than the ignorant ranting’s reflecting a frightened and dying religious mentality. The death throes of a losing , unreasoning cult composed of extremely gullible humans who are witnessing the insidious collapse of their doctrines, morals and ethics. Christianity will have to change or die.
16 December 2005, on 9:11 am
“Christianity will have to change or die. ”
I vote for the later option.
“What we are witnessing is the demise of Christianity.”
I agree. Don’t “they” say “it’s always darkest before dawn.” Personally, I think the more they whine and complain about being oppressed, the more they discriminate against gays and women (etc etc etc) they more people they turn away. I hope they keep it up their message of intolerance and elitism.
In a weird way it reminds me of Hussein’s behavior at the start of the Iraq war. Remeber all those reports coming from Iraq’s gov’t about how the Allies were being defeated and driven back, how they’d never make it into Baghdad, and all that? That’s what all this yelling and preaching from xtians feels like. Like even they know they’re on a sinking ship so they try to convince everyone (mostly themselves) that they are strong and right and permanent.
But if poll numbers can be even remotely trusted, the percentage of non believers continues to grow. Europe’s churchs are increasingly empty. Where I live the Catholic Churchs are closing up and consolidating in huge numbers. And, I believe that as the internet becomes more deeply entrenched in global culture and are more people have access to it the this trend will continue. Someone who lives in the middle of Bumfuck, Alabama (for example) surrounded by religious whackos now has access to atheist/humanist/freethinker resources, which they would not have ever had access to before.
16 December 2005, on 9:21 am
Oh shit, does that mean all the religiosos are coming here?! Great, gotta move to the UK now. Can’t move to Canada because the US would invade their heathen asses!
16 December 2005, on 9:55 am
According my very complex calculations (2 seconds scratching my ass) a huge religious civil war would speed up the normalizing process of our race by cutting the time in half …just think …only about 500 years until we can see them hold their heads low in embarrassment… and shut their fuckin mouths.
16 December 2005, on 2:00 pm
Bill “Phone Sex” O’Reilly goes after the Catholics
And O’Reilly is Catholic himself! Anything to exploit gullible idiots, I suppose.
17 December 2005, on 12:05 am
Okay, that takes care of the Christian fundies, but what about the Hindu, Buddhist and Islamic nutfucks?
Maybe they can all kill each other and leave the planet to the rest of us.
Yeah, I know: when White Castles with extra cheese fly out of my ass.
17 December 2005, on 12:15 am
Are you a little liqoured up Sean? Not to be meant as an insult, just that for some reason when I read that post it made me think of drunkeness. I’m not sure why, its not like it’s poorly typed or anything. Or maybe it’s just late and things seem off to me.
17 December 2005, on 12:27 am
‘Liqorured’ or not, that was a great post sean! Thanks for the nightcap!
17 December 2005, on 7:14 am
Missed my Islamic fundies link there. Wouldn’t wanna leave out the fuckers who invented the fatwa.
Ford: interesting question. We should ask it regularly of religious random fucks like our pal Read and Ponder.. At least my posts are sometimes funny.