What would Jesus do? Slap that uppity bitch!
20 November 2003 by Ron A man identified as Matt Turk — 6′4″ 225-pound punter for the Miami Dolphins –was was the subject of an assault report made to Davie police (a Miami suburb) by 22-year-old law student Miriam Parsa
Parsa said the man, wearing a flowered shirt and jeans, asked her about her religious denomination. Her response: What if I’m an atheist?She said the man displayed a bracelet engraved with the initials WWJD — short for What Would Jesus Do? [and responded] “What would Jesus think about what you said?”
Parsa said she asked rhetorically whether Jesus would approve of the man being drunk on a Sunday.
”Apparently he did not like her answer because he slapped the glass she was drinking from out of her hand,” the Davie police incident report states. The report says his hand hit her face and the glass fell to the ground and shattered. The man walked away and drove off, she said.
Thank you Jesus, for your guidance in living the Xian life. Dolphins punter hit me, woman says
