If you want a good laugh, go read ‘Under God’ has a place in our pledge. Of the numerous tidbits, here is one that made me smile:
Indeed, schools should not favor one religion over another. If the phrase said “under Jesus” or “under Buddha,” there would be good reason for unrest among nonbelievers and those sympathetic to their cause.
But “under God” provides many meanings — for Christians, Jews, Muslims and others. With so many different beliefs and religious practices, “under God” lends itself to a multitude of interpretations.
That “Christians, Jews, Muslims and others” part really cracked me up. Others? You mean all those people who aren’t monotheists? I’m sure that’s gotta be only about one or two people…
Leave it to xians to make stupid assumptions like this. Nothing’s changed since Rome, folks. Either xians kill them off, or they assimilate them. Here, it’s the assumption of assimilation that pisses me off. It’s all the same shit, and that’s why so many xians think xmas is an American holiday.
It’s that whole we-all-believe-the-same-thing-in-the-end bullshit attitude.
Well, ya don’t. Ya really, really don’t.